From some research in the UK - his continuing search for the more weird, wacky and
wondrous in the world of travel, Get Up & Go contributor David Ellis wonders what mind-pictures some
people in the UK must have of us.
. Can you wear high heels in Australia?
. Are there supermarkets in Sydney?
. Will fresh milk be available year round in Sydney for my
baby?
. I want to walk from Perth to Sydney – is there a railway
line I can follow?
. Which direction is north in Australia?
. I am visiting Australia and I have large breasts; as it is
on the underneath side of the
world, will I need a special bra?
. Do you have a map of where I can find ATMs in Sydney?
. Do they have ATMs in Sydney’s suburbs as well as in the
city?
. Are the instructions on ATMs in Australia in English?
. Does the sun come up in the morning in Australia, or is it
later because it is on the
other side of the world?
. Can I do a day coach trip (from Sydney) to Ayer’s Rock?
. And of course someone had to ask their agent this: Do they
have fish and chip shops
in Australia?
Sad but true . . . .

That's hilarious.
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